AVATARS OF SLACK!

Sunday, April 1st, 2007, 7 pm
City Lights & The Church Of The Subgenius present
AVATARS OF SLACK!
The Living Word of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs & his Acolytes

ANNOUNCING THE LITERARY EVENT OF THE AEON!

with many of the original Doktors of the Church, including:

Dr. Howland Owll
late of the "Ask Dr. Hal!" show and master of subgenial ceremonies


Dr. Philo Drummond
anointed to dispense "Bob's" wisdom as he sees fit

Puzzling Evidence
broadcasting (on KPFA 94.1 fm) for 25 years

Bishop Joey
of The First Church Of the Last Laugh

and many other SubGenius "Stuporstars!"

Let it be known that the time is at hand for "Bob's" Word to go out among weirdos of all nations, that they may finally know the Effulgence of True Slack.

Celebrating the release of Two Sacred Books of SubGenius Wisdom:

The SubGenius Psychlopedia of Slack, Vol. 1:
The Bobliographon
Liturgies and Gospels of the Church of the SubGenius the Perfect Self-Validating Philosophy
published by Thundersmouth Press
&
Revelation X: The "Bob"Apocryphon
The Descended New Testicle of the Charismatic SubGenius Faith
published by Thundersmouth Press

also celebrating the release of
Hal Robbins
Dinosaur Alphabet
published by North Atlantic Books
&
The Meaning of Lost and Mismatched Socks
published by Frog Press

among other essential works.

HOW DID THIS COME TO BE? Know that you were born with Original Slack. But the Conspiracy, of whose overarching existence you are but vaguely aware, eternally seeks to steal this, the Precious Gift of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs from you, and sell you, in its place a Worthless Mess of the Pottage of False Slack. The Conspiracy doesn't want you to have True Slack. Oh, no-- the Conspiracy wants you to work for a living. But we say:

REPENT! QUIT YOUR JOB! SLACK OFF!

SOUND COMPLICATED? IT IS!

SO COME TO CITY LIGHTS APRIL 1st

--and meet the SubGeniuses. Ask, and it shall be answered. View, fondle and buy the newly released SubGenius Books, and others by "Bob's" devotees. Experience the terrifying confusion of SubGenius Live Performance(s). You'll laugh. Later, you may cry. Pull the wool over your own eyes! This is an ultra-rare opportunity to learn in one fell swoop some of the Deeper Things of "Bob." REFRESHMENTS WILL BE SERVED. Remember... The World Ends Tomorrow, and YOU May DIE!......which is why you need at least one copy of The Psychlopedia of Slack: The Bobliographon, Revelation X: The "Bob"Apocryphon,The Meaning of Lost and Mismatched Socks, Alien Apocalypse 2006 and Dinosaur Alphabet, among other essential works. Don't say you weren't warned! For more information contact City Lights, "a literary meeting-place since 1953," at (415) 362-8193

This event is Free
City Lights Booksellers & Publishers

261 Columbus Avenue
San Francisco, CA 94133
Ph:415-362-8193
http://www.citylights.com

A literary meeting place since 1953

All City Lights Events are Free to the public


How to get there:
City Lights is located in San Francisco’s historic North Beach district between Broadway Street and Pacific Avenue on Columbus Avenue. 24 hour parking is available at the public garage on Vallejo Street between Stockton and Powell Streets, across from Central Police Station. MUNI access via No. 15 and 30 lines. The nearest BART access is MONTGOMERY station