BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 X-WR-CALNAME:www.indybay.org PRODID:-//indybay/ical// v1.0//EN BEGIN:VEVENT UID:Indybay-18387468 SEQUENCE:18399068 CREATED:20070401T172900Z DESCRIPTION:\nSunday, April 1st, 2007, 7 pm\nCity Lights & The Church Of The Subgenius present\nAVATARS OF SLACK!\nThe Living Word of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs & his Acolytes\n\nANNOUNCING THE LITERARY EVENT OF THE AEON!\n\nwith many of the original Doktors of the Church, including:\n\nDr. Howland Owll\nlate of the "Ask Dr. Hal!" show and master of subgenial ceremonies\n\n\nDr. Philo Drummond\nanointed to dispense "Bob's" wisdom as he sees fit\n\nPuzzling Evidence\nbroadcasting (on KPFA 94.1 fm) for 25 years\n\nBishop Joey\nof The First Church Of the Last Laugh\n\nand many other SubGenius "Stuporstars!"\n\nLet it be known that the time is at hand for "Bob's" Word to go out among weirdos of all nations, that they may finally know the Effulgence of True Slack.\n\nCelebrating the release of Two Sacred Books of SubGenius Wisdom:\n\nThe SubGenius Psychlopedia of Slack, Vol. 1:\nThe Bobliographon\nLiturgies and Gospels of the Church of the SubGenius the Perfect Self-Validating Philosophy\npublished by Thundersmouth Press\n&\nRevelation X: The "Bob"Apocryphon\nThe Descended New Testicle of the Charismatic SubGenius Faith\npublished by Thundersmouth Press\n\nalso celebrating the release of\nHal Robbins\nDinosaur Alphabet\npublished by North Atlantic Books\n&\nThe Meaning of Lost and Mismatched Socks\npublished by Frog Press\n\namong other essential works.\n\nHOW DID THIS COME TO BE? Know that you were born with Original Slack. But the Conspiracy, of whose overarching existence you are but vaguely aware, eternally seeks to steal this, the Precious Gift of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs from you, and sell you, in its place a Worthless Mess of the Pottage of False Slack. The Conspiracy doesn't want you to have True Slack. Oh, no-- the Conspiracy wants you to work for a living. But we say:\n\nREPENT! QUIT YOUR JOB! SLACK OFF!\n\nSOUND COMPLICATED? IT IS!\n\nSO COME TO CITY LIGHTS APRIL 1st\n\n--and meet the SubGeniuses. Ask, and it shall be answered. View, fondle and buy the newly released SubGenius Books, and others by "Bob's" devotees. Experience the terrifying confusion of SubGenius Live Performance(s). You'll laugh. Later, you may cry. Pull the wool over your own eyes! This is an ultra-rare opportunity to learn in one fell swoop some of the Deeper Things of "Bob." REFRESHMENTS WILL BE SERVED. Remember... The World Ends Tomorrow, and YOU May DIE!......which is why you need at least one copy of The Psychlopedia of Slack: The Bobliographon, Revelation X: The "Bob"Apocryphon,The Meaning of Lost and Mismatched Socks, Alien Apocalypse 2006 and Dinosaur Alphabet, among other essential works. Don't say you weren't warned! For more information contact City Lights, "a literary meeting-place since 1953," at (415) 362-8193\n\nThis event is Free\nCity Lights Booksellers & Publishers\n\n261 Columbus Avenue\nSan Francisco, CA 94133\nPh:415-362-8193\nhttp://www.citylights.com\n\nA literary meeting place since 1953\n\nAll City Lights Events are Free to the public\n\n\nHow to get there:\nCity Lights is located in San Francisco’s historic North Beach district between Broadway Street and Pacific Avenue on Columbus Avenue. 24 hour parking is available at the public garage on Vallejo Street between Stockton and Powell Streets, across from Central Police Station. MUNI access via No. 15 and 30 lines. The nearest BART access is MONTGOMERY station\n https://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2007/04/01/18387468.php SUMMARY:AVATARS OF SLACK! LOCATION:261 Columbus Avenue\nSan Francisco, CA 94133\nPh:415-362-8193\nhttp://www.citylights.com URL:https://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2007/04/01/18387468.php DTSTART:20070402T020000Z DTEND:20070402T040000Z END:VEVENT END:VCALENDAR