Horny sailors & Marines from USS Abraham Lincoln arrive in Pattaya, Thailand

Horny sailors & Marines from USS Abraham Lincoln arrive in Pattaya, Thailand

By Lynda Carson - September 3, 2026

The USS Abraham Lincoln (aircraft carrier) has around 5,000 sailors and Marines that have been stuck on the ship for over 200 days, and the sex-workers in the city of Pattaya, Thailand, are anxious to meet them. Indeed. The sex-workers welcomed the horny sailors and Marines with open arms yesterday, and expect the US Navy to be there for the next 4 to 5 days.

From the focsle to the fantail of the aircraft carrier, the hangar bay or flight deck, and the narrow catwalks, whether the sailors are starboard or port side, or hungry in the mess decks below, the lonely horny sailors and Marines have been busy at war with the Iranians. That’s right! They have been doing the bloody dirty work of the convicted felon President Donald J. Trump, to wage war against Iran.

Now that they have been cut loose for some R & R, officials in Pattaya, decided to make it off-limits for the Navy on Soi 6 and Soi 7 streets in Pattaya. Allegedly, this was because the NAVY does not want to tarnish its image after spending months at sea getting tons of bad press in an unpopular war, while killing off the Iranians in a war that was started by the convicted felon President Donald J. Trump.

However, reportedly, “Authorities met with U.S. Navy representatives in the city, and said U.S. service members disembarking the Lincoln will be barred from cannabis shops, pharmacies and from taking part in "water-based activities," according to The Pattaya News.

That’s right! Reportedly, “U.S. Navy personnel will also be blocked from certain streets in the city, including Pattaya's red-light district, The Pattaya News said. “The famed Walking Street, littered with bars and clubs, is open to sailors, but they must leave by 2 a.m., according to local reporting. Thailand has legalized medical cannabis, but a licensed Thai medical professional must issue a prescription for the drug. Recreational cannabis use or purchasing the drug without such documentation is prohibited, as is consuming it in public. Those breaking Thai law on cannabis possession and use could face up to a year in jail and a fine of roughly $600.”

The Off-Limits Section:

For those who may be interested, click here for a view of life on the streets for the sailors and sex-workers on display in the off-limits section for the Navy, in Pattaya, Thailand. If you look close enough, you just may spot a few horny sailors disguised as civilians.

In contrast to Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras, Bourbon Street appears very tame in comparison to what is happening on Soi 6 and Soi 7 streets, in Pattaya.

Reportedly, “Ahead of the arrival of the USS Abraham Lincoln, police have been preparing additional patrols around Pattaya's main beachfront ⁠and nightlife district besides raids over the weekend that led to 40 to ⁠50 people in detention for suspected prostitution. “We are doing our best, but it is difficult,” Pattaya police chief Anek Srathongyoo said on Monday, explaining that sex workers could potentially solicit in public areas without the knowledge ⁠of the authorities.

That’s right! The police with all of their polished investigative skills may not be able to notice the sex-workers loitering out in front of Boofies, La La Land, the Chili Bar, Ruby Club, Solo Club, Good fellas, Fire, Omega Bar, Saigon Girl, Hollywood, Mod’s Bar, the Perry Bar, or many of the other popular locations with sex-workers hanging out in front of the bars.

In case the horny sailors and Marines cannot find their way to Soi 6 and Soi 7 streets in Pattaya, there is even a well known Wiki Sex Guide that exists to help them out.

Considering all of the bad press the USS Abraham Lincoln gotten lately about the lack of food, toiletries, and Navy personnel wanting to commit suicide by jumping off the ship while at sea for too many months in a war against Iran, perhaps it’s a good thing for them to take a break from killing people for a while, so they can spread a little bit of love in the city of Pattaya, Thailand, for a few days.

Below is an off-limits notice for the mighty US Navy, in Pattaya.

Lynda Carson may be reached at newzland2 [at] gmail.com

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