Squirrely Squillionaire Squavenger Hunt

Fighting the super rich is exhausting, isn't it? For a split second, you think we're only a couple of politicians away from getting the right people in office who'll clean this mess up and maybe just maybe they'll get us pointing in the right direction again, and then poof! The rascally rich rig the system to prop up their companies, get rid of oversight, take over all the branches of government and it feels like we're right back to living in a dystopic nightmare of our own making.

But don't lose hope! The Wolves are nothing if not helpful in a crisis.

What you didn't know you needed was a scavenger hunt. Ooops! 'Scuse us. A Squirrely Squillionaire Squavenger Hunt! What's that now? Well, not unlike the traditional hunts of your youth, you'll be walking around, following artfully designed clues, collecting things along the way, with the winners grabbing tons of fab prizes. Sort of like a scavenger hunt. The key difference is we'll be focusing on squillionaires and their squirrely and squeamish ways, and squavenger is a helluva lot more fun to say than scavenger. Try it. We'll wait.

It's great, right?!?!? It's not only more fun to say. It'll be more fun to do, too.

Join us for another funtastic Wolves and Raging Grannies remix of fighting fascism, social activism, light exercise, and food afterwards. Four great tastes that taste great together! We'll provide everything you need for the hunt. You provide yourself, a great attitude, and your smartphone. As always, this is a peaceful and non-violent squavenger hunt so don't even think about taking the bait from squagitators.

See you there!