Your Budget, My Choice: How Trump’s Sexual Depravity is Informing the Government Shutdown

When Donald Trump speaks, one has to wonder whether or not there is a perfectly normal set of lips where his asshole is supposed to be and if so, was it because a syllable was just slightly mispronounced the night he was summoned by Aryan warlocks in a circle of blood and pentagrams?

The sounds that squeeze themselves out of his inside-out asshole-mouth are equally perplexing and insidious.

When we hear the leader of the formerly free world speak, we aren’t listening to the words of a master orator, impassioned diplomat, or respected servant of the people. That is the America of the past. This is Trump’s America. In Trump’s America, when the president speaks, all at can be heard is the sound of a urine steeped old man with a sadistic non-consent kink getting a hard-on in his diaper. The American people and the world are inundated daily by the nonsensical grunts of a geriatric sex offender defiantly pumping himself to climax in the middle of the Oval Office.

In Donald Trump’s America, the president isn’t a servant of the people. He is a convicted sex offender successfully forcing himself onto the nation while we scream for him to stop. And nothing turns on our yeasty and sag addled pervert in chief like forcing people to do the unthinkable simply because he has the power to do it.

As the Nebraska Coalition to End Sexual and Domestic Violence explains, “Sexual violence is driven by a desire to dominate, manipulate, or exert authority over another person, rather than a pursuit of mutual intimacy or pleasure. Perpetrators use sexual violence as a tool to degrade, intimidate, or harm others, often disregarding consent and violating boundaries to assert their power.”

*You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.*

Donald Trump literally spends his days fantasizing about the pain he can cause others without consequence. He has told us about his fantasies for years. And while they don’t all include sex, Trump is clearly aroused by the mere thought of abusing his power.

*I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK? It's, like, incredible.*

What other syphilitic liverwurst sack would assume themselves to have the power to use masked, unidentified agents to kidnap people off of the streets, deny them their Constitutional rights, separate them from their families, lock them in cages, torture them, and surround them with “cops that are in the form of alligators” all because their whites only sex club hates Brown people?

Probably the same rot sack that fantasizes about people having to choose between being eaten by sharks or getting electrocuted by a boat. The same scab capsule that boasts that he believes waterboarding doesn’t go far enough. And the same vomit quaffer that fantasizes about fucking his own daughter.

*If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.*

There is no limit to the depths of Donald’s depravity. Pain is his porn. Our monsters are his muses. And as these words are being written and read, Donald Trump sits in the White House with one phlegm lubed and bruised hand down his soiled Depends, while he pulls the legs off Democracy with the other.

There is no moral, legal, social, cultural, or logical boundary Donald Trump hasn’t violated or violently forced his way though. No has never meant no to Trump. For the sex offender convicted of 34 felonies, consent is a boner killer.

The battle over the budget and subsequent government shutdown, for example, isn’t a point of frustration for Putin’s protégé. He can barely keep his pants on.

*I can’t believe the Radical Left Democrats gave me this unprecedented opportunity. They are not stupid people, so maybe this is their way of wanting to, quietly and quickly, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!*

True to his violently misogynistic form, he’s skeeting his favorite right-wing news networks with a predator’s favorite comms strategy: blame the victim.

*There could be firings and that’s their fault. I mean, we could cut projects that they wanted, favorite projects, and they’d be permanently cut.*

It’s almost as if he’s responding to questions about sexual assault in a deposition.

*Well, sort of that’s what she said I did to her…She actually indicated that she loved it. Okay? She loved it until commercial break. In fact, I think she said it was sexy, didn’t she? “It was very sexy to be raped.”*

Worse, Trump’s diseased victim blaming propaganda strategy has now been contracted by our government’s bodies. The Department of Housing and Urban Development webpage, for example, now reads, “The Radical Left in Congress shut down the government. HUD will use available resources to help Americans in need.”

In cultish uniformity, other departments have followed suit and edited their homepages accordingly.

Department of Agriculture: “Due to the Radical Left Democrat shutdown, this government website will not be updated during the funding lapse. President Trump has made it clear he wants to keep the government open and support those who feed, fuel, and clothe the American people.”

Department of Health and Human Services: “Mission-critical activities of HHS will continue during the Democrat-led government shutdown. Please use this site as a resource as the Trump Administration works to reopen the government for the American people.”
Department of State: “Due to the Democrat-led shutdown, website updates will be limited until full operations resume.”

Department of Justice: “Democrats have shut down the government. Department of Justice websites are not currently regularly updated. Please refer to the Department of Justice’s contingency plan for more information.”

Trump’s cabinet members’ merits rest on kneepads and mimicry, and they are proving to be very worthy of their positions. The federal government is compromised. It is operating on behalf of our foreign adversaries, domestic enemies of the Constitution, and what appears to be a large transnational network of pedophiles and pedophile apologists that, like their leader, can’t get their dicks up unless someone is suffering in the most vile and sickening ways.

Perhaps shutting these seditionist chimeras down is not only a fantastic way to leverage budget authority, but it may be exactly what we need to do to save ourselves and our Democracy.
Strategically, Trump’s threats aren’t having the results he had hoped for. Polling shows that Americans may have seen the tactics behind Trump’s Your-Budget-My-Choice strategy one too many times now, and they are blaming Republicans, not Democrats, for the shutdown. Practically, Trump is losing in terms of Congressional votes and will not be able to intimidate enough Democrats into bending the knee to pass the budget. And tactically, Trump has already shown all of his cards.

It seems as though President Finger Fucker has stalled out in terms of leverage.

We already know he will fire whomever he wants whenever he wants for whatever made up reason he decides to use on any given day. We similarly know that he will not only shut down federal programs, but he will dismantle entire departments if they benefit a single American in any way or just happen to employ a Black person. We have seen him cancel and reallocate funding that had already been agreed upon during former budget cycles. And there is no denying that there isn’t a promise, treaty, law, court order, tradition, norm, boundary, contract, or general agreement he isn’t impatient to breach. Deceit is one of his core personality traits. And we know Trump is willing to aggressively and violently target innocent civilians and public officials that stand in his way using the most unpredictably vulgar and deceitful tactics.

Yawn.

Almost 10 years into Trump’s shock and awe campaign, even the audacity is aging.
I don’t know who still needs to hear this, but America – Donald Trump isn’t trying to fuck you without your consent because your skirt is too short. He’s doing it because he is a sociopathic rapist.

We cannot as a nation continue to engage in strategies where we placate sociopathic sex offenders in efforts to avoid being their target. Nothing is safe, no one is safe, and we cannot ever expect to find safety again until we stop acting as if preserving the last fragments of political functionality is more important than preserving the totality of this nation and our freedoms.

Six years ago this week, at ten year old girl was sleeping in her bedroom in Montgomery, Alabama when an older man entered. He pinned her down, started pulling off her clothes and attempted to rape her. This brave, young girl didn’t submit to her attacker. She didn’t attempt to reason with him or appeal to his better angels. She summoned all of her strength and courage, kicked that sick motherfucker right in his goddamn balls, and fled to safety.

Unfortunately, we can’t kick Donald Trump in the balls. Violence is not the answer. But, if we want to stop what this administration is doing to us, we have to aggressively to defend each other, relentlessly disrupt MAGA’s advancements, and find a way to hold the line when the Republicans retaliate.

Shutting the government down may just be the first step towards ending this assault on our nation, but it’s not the last. Keep your boots on and start kicking (metaphorically). America is our house. It’s time to run the rapists out of it.

Author’s note: This piece was written by a survivor as a cathartic exercise to name and shed light on a rhetorical tool that the Trump Administration has tactically weaponized to the visceral disgust of the author. It was shared with hope of offering language and validation to other survivors, and to encourage people to continue voting, resisting, and defending each other.