An anonymous communique reads: Dear Graffiti Advisory Board members whose homes we kindly "repainted" on April 16: HAHAHAHAHAHA IRONY'S A BITCH, HUH? You didn't answer the door so we left you a note:
Hey 👋 SF 🌉🌉🌉 Graffiti Advisory Board 👩🎨 😈 😛 we r ur ✨😏💞 secret admirers 💞😏✨ plz keep cracking down 🕵🔎🔍 on us 😍 we want to be DOMINATED 👄💦😩 by ur sexy 😳 rules ❌🚫 but if u have a change ⬆️⬇️ of heart 💗 and fall in love ✨💕💯 with the baddest 😩😍 bitches 😝 in the Bay 💯 let us know 🙈📦💌💦 u can even cum 💦 to our orgies 🍑👅😛 and paint/wine nights 👩🎨🍷😫🔥🔥 if u ask 😼 us nicely 🌟 and don't tell 🤐😰💦💧Mommy 😍 London 🇬🇧 Breed 👉👌
Not to kink shame, but we think it's hella gross that you're deepthroating the boot of the City and SFPD. You fuckers give bootlicking a bad name!
It's whack you only care about bloating your fugly house's value or yuppie boutique profits. You ain't SFPD or Prometheus Real Estate, but you'd fuck a pig or developer and everyone knows that cops don't cum. Worst yet, you YIMBY sluts spread your holes to the SFPD graffiti taskforce that throws felonies at our artist friends. We'll never forgive your kind for murdering TIE ONE!!
Anyways, quit your jobs or the home visits will continue. Your addresses are public record now and we know the addresses of every member of this fucking board LOL. Eat shit.
- Cammy Blackstone: 2425 Yorba St., San Francisco
- Daniel Kling: 1776 Page St., San Francisco
- Cadi Anne Poile: 459 24th Ave., San Francisco
See ya soon!
~ Cumtown Kollective 42069