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|Save San Francisco Real Estate School: The Eliminati|
|Date||Friday August 12|
|Time||5:30 PM - 6:15 PM|
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This is episode 7 of THE ELIMINATI, San Francisco Theater of Real Estate's ongoing enterengagement lampooning our everyday countenance of privatizing the value of geography.
Dub Nation brings a handful of his Bernal Heights land to Washington Square, where he offers it for sale at $100/lb, which is his land's per sq. inch cost. In two years' time he expects to leave a hole in Bernal Heights 45 feet deep, which land value will make him a billionaire to rival Trump. Come and buy a piece of San Francisco!
What if all land owners did this? We could eliminate the need for bridges by submerging the city by selling its land to Oaklandish displacees moving to the sunken central valley (sunken as the plumping it up water table is pumped dry).