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The Eliminati: Sell your land, pocket your critical thinking . . . half-brained theater
Date Monday August 08
Time 2:30 PM - 3:15 PM
Location Details
Civic Center Plaza across Polk from City Hall
San Francisco
Event Type Class/Workshop
Organizer/AuthorDavid Giesen
This is episode 7 of THE ELIMINATI, San Francisco Theater of Real Estate's ongoing enterengagement lampooning our everyday countenance of privatizing the value of geography.

Dub Nation brings a handful of his Bernal Heights land to Civic Center, where he auctions it off for $100, which is his land's per sq. inch cost. In two years' time he expects to leave a hole in Bernal Heights 45 feet deep. Come and buy a piece of San Francisco!

What if all land owners did this? We could eliminate the need for bridges by submerging the city by selling its land to Oaklandish displacees moving to the sunken central valley (sunken as the plumping it up water table is pumped dry).
Added to the calendar on Sunday Aug 7th, 2016 11:53 PM
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Follow the moneyCliff CobbMonday Aug 8th, 2016 2:53 AM
Wouldn't land prices fall precipitately as the city approached absolute sea level?Christian OggMonday Aug 8th, 2016 12:13 AM

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