THE ELIMINATI: $2 Million for your land AND a one-way ticket to Mars

Measured by an under-sized meter stick (in America, that is), the locus of coherent intellectual resistance attached to a public policy proposal resisting displacement in San Francisco resides on Red Hill AKA Bernal Heights. Perhaps the only place in the Bay Region where you will consistently hear the clarion call to "socialize land values, in full" is on the Cortland Avenue terrace of the Bernal Heights library.

In today's edition, San Francisco Theater of Real Estate performs "$2 Million for your land . . . and you can't come back!" Dub Nation offers Harry Potter's American cousins a heap of quid to shove off, once and for all, for an ethereum existence, leaving Fabulous Bernalwood to go on obliviously selling and selling the earth to a more and more refined humanity.

Bring your title deed and a scuba tank (useful in your landless future).