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Theater of Real Estate presents: The Eliminati
Date Sunday June 19
Time 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM
Location Details
Washington Square
North Beach
San Francisco
Event Type Concert/Show
Organizer/AuthorDavid Giesen
THE ELIMINATI is an unnumbered serial street performance project of Ack-Act Theater's Theater of Real Estate project. The Theater of Real Estate's mission is to provoke the citizenry to socialize a whole lot more of land values. In a city swimming in land values, why is there poverty and unfunded anything?

In this episode, Mortgage the beagle bow-wow beats passers-by at North Beach's Washington Square--look for the guy in a dog costume. She wants upwardly remunerated, wellingly-wealthy-through-real-estate-equity homo sapiens to sign her petition to place a city measure on the November 2016 ballot allowing dogs to real estate manage portions of city parks, with 30% of rental proceeds going to fund canine services around the city. Those dogs selected as managers will keep parks tidy and menace-free.

How many humans will support dogs share-cropping one another for a good cause?

Is Fee-Fee running a fence for human rent-seekers, or is she a legitimate LLC?

Will Fee-Fee procure a new leash on life for dogs more galumphy than herself?

Answers to these real estate questions--and to others, too--will be illuminated.

Free. Open to the public. Don't bring kibble, otherwise there may be such a thing as an extra-species free lunch.
For more event information:
http://www.TheCommonsSF.org
Added to the calendar on Sunday Jun 19th, 2016 9:03 AM

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