Vegertarians for Legislative Meat in SF's 3rd District

Come read your outrageously satiric take on how politicians, policy wonks, and lib-lab-pre-natal socialists are assiduously avoiding advocating using community-generated land values to resolve San Francisco (and the world's) housing crises.

Leon Phat, the only candidate who is challenging the palaver and politick boot-licking rhetoric of the two front running candidates for San Francisco's 3rd supervisorial district will be on hand to read from his own literary sarcaso-geographic phantasmagoria, 17 Ways to Lower the Price of Real Estate in San Francisco.

While remaining civil, this literary event at Christensen's campaign office, featuring you, will introduce to the public the Christensen campaign's anemic response to the biggest issue in San Francisco: displacement.

The other front runner is the second course, time to be determined.