Vaccines Protect Working Class Children: Comic Relief as the Gov Mulls SB 277

SATIRE
(Note:I have been in on IMC since the Seattle riots and many of my friends disagre but I believe that vaccines protect the poor and that it is mostly rich people who buy into the snake oil salesmen from Texas who push the myth that vaccines cuase autism.)

This just in...
Sacramento, Ca
Hoards of antivax warriormummies have amassed at ports of call on California's west coast in fearful anticipation of Governor Jerry Brown signing ‪#‎SB277‬. Vowing to leave forever, the antivaccine activists seem perplexed at the collective sigh of relief emanating from kindergarten teachers and pediatricians and responsible parents nationwide.
Asked by this reporter where they were headed, the Head Honcho of the antivaxxers replied " We are not sure...someplace where the Nazi death camp [of routine preschool health checklist vaccines] is not operative. We were thinking maybe South Korea or West Adfrica, someone on the internet told us they don't have a lot of vaccines there."
Readers may recall that these regions have been impacted, respectively, by a still smoldering ‪#‎Ebola‬ outbreak as well as an uptick of ‪#‎MERS‬ which has now claimed 32 lives in S Korea alone - and this, a "Middle East" syndrome. When asked about this aspect of the matter, the Antivax Head Honchol replied, "Look we are not concerned about minor details. Deadly diseases don't kill people, pediatric health care providers do. "
For those who may actually wish to READ THE BILL please follow the within link.

http://www.leginfo.ca.gov/pub/15-16/bill/sen/sb_0251-0300/sb_277_bill_20150507_amended_sen_v95.pdf

Disclaimer: No trivialization or disrespect of those suffering Ebola or MERS intended. Purpose is to shed light on the wackiness of antivax culture and stress relief for HCWers in the social media/communications sector.