What gives in a segment-of-the-population salary-happy city where rents are driving folks out or to the wall? Story-telling is called for to stir up civic action along the lines of the current San Francisco Main Library 5th floor revolutionary rhetoric . . .the words of T. Jefferson, John Adams, G. Washington . . . that crowd.

Come along on a walking tour of San Francisco real estate featuring the lurid, libidinous folk tales of Salty Oldhmann. Get the dirt on the condo towers, the Embarcadero Muralists, the Chinatown underground MUNI extension, and the tumid real estate deliriums within the housing advocates community.

The walk is free. But your notions of who's the enemy will be shattered forever, committed to oblivion, and you'll enter a new dimension of existential possibility that will challenge your understanding of LIBERAL and CONSERVATIVE.