9.11\Stop Driving Global Warming campaign kickoff

Ladies and gentlemen and others, Red September continues. And it's that time again. Time NOT to get caught up in the upcoming tsunami of obsequious, flag-swaddled, slobbering, warmongering, patriotic fealty to the Illuminati's masterwork, the United Snakes of AmeriKKKlan, that always occurs on the anniversary of the 9-11 attacks. Time instead to join the Tuk-Pikuni [tree-people] in learning\realizing that the `official' account of those attacks are as believeable as Fox News is fair and balanced. And, of course, to ALWAYS BE AWARE that it's NATIVE AMERICAN LAND we're all occupying, and to conduct ourselves accordingly.

It's also time to take responsiblity for YOUR part, NOT the government or some evil corporation's part, but YOUR part, in the propogation of human-affected global climate change, known in the puerile and misleading term, `global warming', and spend 4 consecutive days unconfined by the 4-wheeled prison cells and Mother Earth-murdering machines known as automobiles.

The Tuk-Pikuni are here to help. Join us in the following events:

• Thursday, Sept. 1st - Sunrise Ceremony near the boat house on Lake Merritt at 6:45am [sunrise]
• Friday, Sept. 2nd - Sunset Ceremony at 7:15pm at the UC Berzerkeley Memorial Stadium, site of the slaughtered Memorial Oak Grove on the campus of Boss Hogg U. near the intersection of Piedmont Ave. and Bancroft St.
• Saturday, Sept. 3rd - Work Party at 2pm at the Occupy 2 Decolonize site, meaning where I-580 overpasses Telegraph Ave. just south of MacArthur Blvd. in Oaktown. STOP DRIVING, and come help PLANT A GARDEN!
• Sunday, Sept. 4 - Sunset Ceremony at 7:15pm at the Occupy 2 Decolonize site, where I-580 crosses over Telegraph Ave., just south of MacArthur Blvd. in Oaktown.

Don't dare miss these events. A-ho.