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|Drive out the Snakes!|
|Date||Saturday March 17|
|Time||1:45 PM - 2:45 PM|
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|newireland2012 [at] gmail.com|
Press Release.Added to the calendar on Thursday Mar 15th, 2012 7:27 PM
What: Drive out the Snake! Removal of the Criminal Dutch Settlement, and Ceremonial Initiation the world’s newest nation - New Ireland! Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day!
When: March 17, 2012. 1:44pm PST
Where: Rattlesnake Island – directly off the shore of Clearlake Oaks, in Lake County California (http://g.co/maps/z8nt9)
How: By Boat.
Why: Rattlesnake Island will be stolen because we Irish are White/European people, and in the United States private property is based age old legal principal “White makes might makes right”. We are stealing it because we feel like it.
On St. Patrick's Day we will be claiming Rattlesnake Island in the name of Ireland, thus invalidation the ownership of the current Dutch settlement. After long and extensive research, it turns out that the peoples who inhabited the island for over 10,000 years can't take it back because the current European rules for land theft states “if you have too much melanin in the basal layer of epithelium you can't take whatever you want”, but because I have very little melanin in my skin, I have every right to take any land I want.
Notification to the United Nations Security Council has been made, upon verbal declaration of the Birth of New Ireland, all land titles and claims held by the current Dutch settlement are legally null and void. This is official.
Email: newireland2012 [at] gmail.com
Phone: (707) 349-2116
Mail: Mail delivery is not currently available on the island.