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Canadian Raging Grannies Against the Winter Olympics
Canadian Raging Grannies know that the winter Olympics is really a festival of corporate greed. Streets are cleared of protestors and while it brings in some money, it's just for the corporate elite. Surprise news from the the Victoria, BC Grannies, the foregrandmothers of all Raging Grannies, is that Canadians are experts at love-making in canoes. Now THERE's a sport we can support!
Tune: I'm a Lumberjack
Refrain: We're Canadians and that's okay
We're quiet polite and kinda gray
But we're the only ones who know how to
Make love in a canoe!
We swing from trees like chimpanzees
Know how to wrestle a bear
But just like Leonard Cohen
We wear silk underwear!
Refrain
We're not very nice when on the ice
But we're great at a rendezvous
Our sleeping bags fit double
And it's hot in our igloo!
Refrain
Refrain: We're Canadians and that's okay
We're quiet polite and kinda gray
But we're the only ones who know how to
Make love in a canoe!
We swing from trees like chimpanzees
Know how to wrestle a bear
But just like Leonard Cohen
We wear silk underwear!
Refrain
We're not very nice when on the ice
But we're great at a rendezvous
Our sleeping bags fit double
And it's hot in our igloo!
Refrain
For more information:
http://www.RagingGrannies.org
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