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SF Billionaires for Wealthcare Spotted in Delray Beach, Florida!

by Eunice Wentworth
The San Francisco Peninsula based Billionaires for Wealthcare invaded the international Raging Grannies Unconvention on January 16. Mayhem ensued!
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Eunice Wentworth and Denley Rafferty boarded red eye flights to Florida and broke into the Raging Granny Unconvention where they informed the Grannies that they might as well just give up their hopes of decent healthcare reform in America. Even the Canadian Grannies say that their nationalized system of healthcare is gradually giving way to privatization. The Billionaires gave the grannies instructions for obtaining offshore abortions in the Bahamas and just (la-dee-dah!) spending a month long vacation while one is there...just like ALL good billionaires did before Roe v. Wade.

The Grannies were having none of it and vowed to protect reproductive rights even as they are being chipped away by conservative legislators.
§Billionaire in black..
by Eunice Wentworth
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...snuck into the Granny gathering, hoping to go unnoticed. She was spotted shortly after this photo was taken...not a good fit fashion wise!
§Announcement #1
by Eunice Wentworth
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Eunice Wentworth, aka Mrs. Thurston Howell III, announces that henceforth the Grannies are to immediately stop whining about healthcare reform, as it will only jeopardize Billionaires' profits if any such sort of thing came to be
§Darling Denley confesses about her last affair...
by Eunice Wentworth
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...with the pool boy. No problem for Denley. STD's are covered under her cadillac healthcare plan!
§performance
by Eunice Wentworth
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Billionaires sing "Save the Status Quo"
§Billionaires left their sign behind.....
by Eunice Wentworth
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....they left in haste once the Grannies got on their case...oops, looks like they left some money too...oh well, for Billionaires their is plenty more to be earned from pharmaceutical company profits!
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