MOBS Crappy Christmas Show: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Sunday, Dec 20 - The first of two Crappy Christmas shows!!
7:30 PM
The Guild, 2828 35th St, Sacramento
Admission: $5.00

We expect you to come full of holiday cheer, if ya know what we mean... Trust us, it's the only way you'll keep your sanity as we "present" the anti-classic of the holidays:

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

Martians, upset that their children have become obsessed with TV shows from Earth which extol the virtues of Santa Claus, start an expedition to Earth to kidnap the one and only Santa. While on Earth, they kidnap two lively children that lead the group of Martians to the North Pole and Santa. The Martians then take Santa and the two children back to Mars with them. Voldar, a particularly grumpy Martian, attempts to do away with the children and Santa before they get to Mars, but their leader Lomas stops him. When they arrive on Mars, Santa, with the help of the two Earth children and a rather simple-minded Martian lackey, overcomes the Martians by bringing fun, happiness and Christmas cheer to the children of Mars. Featuring a young Pia Zadora!!

And you'll never be able to get the annoyingly great and bouncy theme, "Hooray for Santa Claus" out of your heads. At least until next week where we take any remnants of remaining good will you might have in your soul and kick it into the gutter...