Rev Billy Rapture Interruptus Tour: Change To Win Rally!

The Rapture Interruptus Revival April 26 - May 1 In Northern California The help cure walmart health care crisis campaign is the latest intiative launched by WakeUp Walmart. This rally is one of more than 35 taking place nationwide. The fundamentalist plan – "The Rapture" – is now in progress. People are vanishing, yanked up into another world. These believers are disappearing into SUV's, idling between super malls. They believe, though, with the Playstations in their dashboards, that their Ford Expeditions are climbing straight up cliffs and jumping fjords and running with wolves. That's Heaven's final ad campaign: Consumers on pixilated interstates up Mount Everest. Those of us left behind will die in the Hell and rising Floods of the over-heating planet. Children, welcome to the The Rapture Interruptus Revival - we shall hit the Rapture right where it hurts. We shall slam the Rapture into Reverse. We shall sing "Stop Shopping" between the consumer and the car – catching them in the Parking Lot Of No Return. We plan a new kind of performance art, a curving choreography designed for on-ramps. Exorcisms of Bad Traffic are now being taught in 24 hour all-night shifts at the Slow Consuming School of Divinity… --WE RELY ON WORD OF MOUTH! PLEASE FORWARD TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY IN THE BAY AREA-- California Schedule - http://revbilly.com/events Information and Reservations! Wednesday, April 26th 11:30am UFCW Rally – Mt. View, Ca Thursday, April 27th 8:00pm Masonic Center Sebastopol Friday, April 28th 7:30pm Rio Theater – Santa Cruz Saturday, April 29th 10:00am Westcoast Live Radio, April 29th, 6:00pm Walnut Park – Petaluma Sunday, April 30th Victoria's Secret Action Sunday, April 30th 8:00pm Victoria Theater, San Francisco On Monday, May 1st we'll be on the streets in San Francisco with the Great American Boycott.