ap1 St. Stupid rules in SF and Yuba county

2006 APRIL first,
Saturday:
annual St. Stupid's Day (April Fool's Day) in SF
(top-optional?)

[ http://www.saintstupid.com ]
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SF police try to prevent genital nudity at this event.
But they may ignore bare butts;
and they probably (no guarantees!) will ignore bare female breasts.
Regardless of law,
SFPD's de facto policies are very hard to predict.
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St. Stupid's Day is more fun when
April first falls on Saturday (as in 2006) or on Sunday,
because then the parade route MAY extend all the way
from the financial district
to North Beach (probably winding up in Washington Square).
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Unofficial 2006 theme song:
"Woke up in April
with my mi-i-i-i-ind
STUCK on STOO-pid! "

[ Tune ( from civil rights song, probably based on a spiritual):
"Woke up in the morning with my mind --
SET on FREEdom..." ]
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Misdirections,
from official SaintStupid.com website:

"The 28st Annual SAINT STUPID'S DAY PARADE
Saturday April something
The pointy building @ noon
Its the weekend route this year.
Pointy bldg up columbus ave to Washington Sq park
for the FCLL's mini service (check your own oil)
with a stage for the 2 minute talent contest
and other s(n)ackreligious happenings.
Stay tuned for new developments.
http://www.saintstupid.com "
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[ Comment by Tortuga:
Could the "pointy building" be the
Transamerica Pyramid, at 600 Montgomery?
Try to arrive by 11:30AM, in case you (or the organizers) get lost.
Bring still and motion cameras; water or other NON-alcohoolican beverage;
portable snacks;
clean old socks for the Sock Exchange (IF it happens in 2006);
skimpy costumes;
signs praising our Stupe-in-Chief;
grandmother clocks, whatever...... ]
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1 April: Third day of
International Dadaism "Month".
[ 4th day is July 15.]
http://www.indybay.org/news/2005/12/1793258.php
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1 April, Saturday evening, 7pm:
TENDERLOIN Scavenger Hunt:
Homeless adults compete with pigeons,
to find pieces of finely-chopped
crack (one kilo) which have been thoroughly intermixed
with bread crumbs (twenty kilos).
This mixture will be spread over a sidewalk or street.
To minimize police hassles,
exact location won't be announced until 6pm.

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2 April 2006: SUNday:
Daylight savings time returns?
[ Date may change in 2007 ? ]

" Spring forward!
Fall back!
Saint Stupid says,
Do jumping jacks!"

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California:
YUBA COUNTY:
April 2 - 3 - 4:
Saint Stupid's Daze in the Forest:
please wear large "offensive" hats.

Activities may include tree planting,
horse-shoes, bonfire,
knife throwing, shooting, music, more ....

info: Steven,
518.655.3625
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