SHEEPLE SOLID IN SUPPORT OF BUSH

I’d like to thank y’all sheeple for putting me back in to the ovuler office. It must be hard knowin that I sent your sons and daughters off to be killed and maimed in a war based on total lies and distortion. Let alone knowin that we can hardly pay for our schools, medicare and other things let alone a war that could cost us up to $500 billion or more. But hey, you good people, you sheeple, are gonna get the honor of paying for all of this mess cause by the time I get done cutting the taxes for my real friends, oops, I mean my rich friends, you're gonna have to pick up the bill. You all have been so good to me and Laura though, I know you all will understand.

And by the way, I know its gonna be hard for you to take your family on a vacation this summer given the high gas prices and all. But keep in mind, good friends of mine like Tom DeLay have their vacations paid for by lobbyists. So you all don’t have to pick up that tab except when we cut the taxes for the folks the lobbyists are representin. Then you all have to pick up the tab again. I know its hard to understand all of this complicated stuff but you don’t really need to. Remember the stuff about John kerry and the swift boat stuff…you know, the stuff we made up…well its kinda like that. Just don’t ya’ll think too hard or your little sheeple heads will start stirring. Better yet, go down to the mall. Let me and my team take care of all the details here that ya’all sheeples wouldn’t really understand anyway.

I’ve always wondered about ya’all sheeple people. Ya see I never had to really work a day in my life. Daddy and his friends set it up for me. Really nothing failed for me and I really didn’t have to know much about nothing. Then I turned to Rove, I mean-God, and everything was allright.

Anyway, no matter what happens or how messed up things get, I know I can turn to you sheeple people and you will understand. I mean it’s all about waving the flag isn’t it? If you keep waving that flag and keep focused on weapons of mass destruction, well, you know. Anyway, I gotta go now and talk with Wolfowitz and Rumsfield. You know, bout portent things you all wouldn’t want to have to worry about. While I’m doing the hard work for the country, y’all can just keep watchin Jerry Springer or something educational like that.

Anyway, all the best from me and Laura. Right now were down here in Crawford texas where I don’t have to think too much. You know that thinking is really hard.…but you sheeple can relate to that…I know.

George W