Guerrilla Queer Bar tonight= Papal Smear

And the new Pope is .... Cardinal Ratzinger, aka Pope
Benedict.

We'll be meeting at Ginger's Trois at 7pm, then onward
to Chinatown...

Sister Bea Attitude recommends the following drink
specials to "celebrate" the occasion.

1) Piss Christ

Beer with a shot of Midori (served like a boilermaker)

2) Nun with a Ruler

Equal parts tequila and Jagermeister (HURL!)

3) Altar Boy Reacharound

Frangelica
Half and Half
Marischino cherry with the stem pulled out

See you tonight. Spread the word.