Little Green Footballs Lizards to Visit Oakland

A number of 'Lizards' from Little Green Footballs are going to be meeting on Oakland on the 15th. They have expressed extreme hostility towards what they call 'Moonbats', ie anyone who isn't a right wing nutcase like them. Their purpose in this visit is not known, but here's what one of them, a felon who claims to have killed several people, had to say on the website about his preparations for the trip:

#278 Iron Fist 3/21/2005 07:37PM PST
#271 Carolynp,
Yeah, the PRC has some nutcase laws on knives. Blade has to be less than 2" long, but it can be a switch. Go figure.
That actually makes it more dangerous, not less. If I have a big fighter, I'll try and cut off some fingers or something. Hell, they can generally sew 'em back on. A little blade means femorals, kidneys, brachials, and carotids. I have to go for the kill-shot because the blade can't perform the disabling strike.
Not to mention the fact that most people are going to wilt if I pull out an 8" fighter.
A 2" blade doesn't look lethal. Go in just above the pubic bone 1" to the left of the naval, yank it 1" to the right of it. 100% dead. No chance of survival.
The target is the aorta just before it bifurcates into the femoral arteries. If you miss and just get a femoral, oh well.
Personally, I hope they stay home.
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The guy who posted this is a short ugly bald man who looks to be in his forties. He'll be wearing a jacket with a lizard sitting on a football and the words 'Lizardoid Minion' on it. If you can photograph him from a safe distance, do so. Do NOT get close to these people or antagonize them in any way. Needless to say, these are very unwelcome guests to the area. Hopefully they won't cause any trouble but the Iron Fist guy has already announced his intention to 'buy knives' on his arrival in california.

Be careful.