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Special Holiday Recipe: ROASTED DOUBLE-STUFFED STUFFED PIG A LA FALLUJAH
Patriotic Holiday Repast
Special Holiday Recipe: ROASTED DOUBLE-STUFFED STUFFED PIG A LA FALLUJAH
At this special, festive time of the year, I thought it most fitting to share my special favorite holiday recipe with the nice net people:
1. Start with a small American pig, (technically, a shoat--the small ones tend to be cockier). Subject him to police terror tactics until he is Hill Street blue.
2. Take one of the (many) foul balls of the Yankees' "sluggers" this year, and paint the outlines of the World on its surface.
3. Shove the ball into the pig's snout until he gags, and then marinade the pig in wine, (or gasoline made from stolen Iraqi oil, but this sometimes blows up).
4. Light an American flag.
5. Shove the burning American flag up the pig's ass.
6. Stuff the pig back up the ass of his patriotic sow of a mother.
7.Using the staff of the flag as spit, roast the ensemble over a slow fire for up to six (6) hours. Make certain to twist the spit 90 degrees each time the sow squeals. Also, you must constantly be loudly humming the "Star Spangled Banner" and whistling "Onward Christian Soldiers", simultaneously, throughout the process. (Do this to entertain the pig, so that he doesn't get bored).
8. You'll know when it's done when it has quit raping, stealing, lieing and menacing and killing. (This often takes quite some time.).
9. Serve with a quality French white wine. Bon apetit!
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As long as the pigs are allowed to maraud in the streets ANYWHERE,
WE ARE ALL FALLUJAHNS!
Fallujah them All! Fallujah lives! Fallujah forever!
At this special, festive time of the year, I thought it most fitting to share my special favorite holiday recipe with the nice net people:
1. Start with a small American pig, (technically, a shoat--the small ones tend to be cockier). Subject him to police terror tactics until he is Hill Street blue.
2. Take one of the (many) foul balls of the Yankees' "sluggers" this year, and paint the outlines of the World on its surface.
3. Shove the ball into the pig's snout until he gags, and then marinade the pig in wine, (or gasoline made from stolen Iraqi oil, but this sometimes blows up).
4. Light an American flag.
5. Shove the burning American flag up the pig's ass.
6. Stuff the pig back up the ass of his patriotic sow of a mother.
7.Using the staff of the flag as spit, roast the ensemble over a slow fire for up to six (6) hours. Make certain to twist the spit 90 degrees each time the sow squeals. Also, you must constantly be loudly humming the "Star Spangled Banner" and whistling "Onward Christian Soldiers", simultaneously, throughout the process. (Do this to entertain the pig, so that he doesn't get bored).
8. You'll know when it's done when it has quit raping, stealing, lieing and menacing and killing. (This often takes quite some time.).
9. Serve with a quality French white wine. Bon apetit!
****************
As long as the pigs are allowed to maraud in the streets ANYWHERE,
WE ARE ALL FALLUJAHNS!
Fallujah them All! Fallujah lives! Fallujah forever!
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Besides, nessie, who's warmongering now?
Let's look at it this way. Suppose that the communists invaded North America and told the anarchists that once the continent was subdued, the commies would allow the anarchists to establish their own independent state.
Now. Let's say some people in this country that don't particularly like the thought of living in an anarchist society decided they were going to set off car bombs and mortar rounds killing as many commie-collaborating anarchists as they could to disrupt the facilitation of this hypothetical anarchist state.
Then, let's say, someone outside the fray wrote a comment on indymedia to the effect of "The people of North America should be allowed to choose whether they want anarchy or not."
Technically, nessie would have to hide the comment immediately, as by his definition, this comment is warmongering, and no, you are not allowed to do that here.
Who wants to take a vote on whether or not nessie would hide the comment?
shove a frozen poolcue up a dudes ass for threatening your family?
freedom fighters in iraq are only misguided pawns that wish dictatorship over democracy. Cuz bush wills it, they get the latter or else.
The "democracy" the US has up its sleeve consists of Iraqi's providing an Iraqi face to American control over the country. Democracy is meaningless when the US occupies Iraq and fundamental questions about control and use of resources and the workings of the Iraqi economy have already been decided.
Although the Bushies cry crocodile tears about the possibility of inter-ethnic/religious war, it is clear exacerbating said divisions serves the US ruling class' plans.
The vast majority of Iraqi's want the US out. Whether or not a vote is held in Iraq, the war will continue.