Got Gas?

that is so f^cking great, having a fart off at the auto show. that is about the best form of non violent civil disobience that I can imagine right now. it is like in that movie jackass where the dude goes to a hardware store and shits in a display toliet, you cannot spell sahbotagie without shit, without those letters it would just be aboage which is a hole other kind of action. when you fart people are actually breathing in micro sized pieces of your shit, that is so cool and subversive. Can you imagine all the industry workers being like "dude I smelled granny's farts, I think she had sour kraut, strawberries, black beans, and chorizo agian --gross!!!" My sound card might be a little messed up but that what I was hearing when I watched that video, lots of gas...
excellent, fart on

it sounded like singing and guitar to me

Although Grannies do pass wind a lot, we were singing about gas guzzling SUV's. Perhaps we should write another verse about our other "gas" problem.