SAY IT WITH PRETZELS!

My Fellow Americans, the time has come to put the bitter divisiveness that we have experienced in this country behind us. To paraphrase the words of an unfortunate victim of gun violence in America, the late John Lennon, America must "Come Together"! And let's not forget the simple eloquence of Rodney King when he managed to ask us, despite his fractured jaw and the bruises covering his face and body, "Can't we all just get along?"

We all know how much our President enjoys a nice bag of pretzel sticks while watching football on TV. Since we are in the middle of football season, I propose that all of us, Democrat and Republican, Liberal and Conservative, Christian and The Damned, show our support and appreciation for our Leader by the simple gesture of mailing a small bag of pretzel sticks to his attention at The White House. My dream is a scene reminiscent of that toward the end of the classic movie "Miracle on 34th Street", in which the US Mail delivers sacks of letters to The Real Santa Claus as he sits in the defendant's seat in court. Imagine the huge smile receiving sacks of pretzels would bring to the face of our President, his cheeks glowing redder than Santa's as he munches on his pretzels while cheering on his favorite team.

I am doing it today, and I urge all of you to do the same. Won't you join me? Let's all "Come Together, Right Now -- Over Bush"!!

The address is:

President George W. Bush
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500