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Update From Gay Shame's Alternative Cutest Of The Castro Beauty Pageant
About 30 people are boxed in by several dozen cops police near 18th and Collingwood after only marching a few blocks. Many women are chanting "girl's are cute too" protesting the lack of women represented at the event in the Castro.
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I need to know right now.
who knew? my little one
time trick bay watch beach rent-a-cop pony, yes,
I, Kathy Ireland...
shambled down the runway in my seductively-tilted champagne glass...
and donned crown as King... of all you...
i am contractually obligated to call you underlings,
appear at circuit parties,
sign ethnic-themed nudey calendars,
oversee all hiv-related non-profit funding and distribute faulty condoms to indigents and humpy euro tourists in or around hostels...
as your Queen, i bless you all with
undying envy and destitution
love,
K.I.
time trick bay watch beach rent-a-cop pony, yes,
I, Kathy Ireland...
shambled down the runway in my seductively-tilted champagne glass...
and donned crown as King... of all you...
i am contractually obligated to call you underlings,
appear at circuit parties,
sign ethnic-themed nudey calendars,
oversee all hiv-related non-profit funding and distribute faulty condoms to indigents and humpy euro tourists in or around hostels...
as your Queen, i bless you all with
undying envy and destitution
love,
K.I.
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