Ivan the Terrible and his Siblings

I think all these hurricanes are a sign of God's wrath against the Christian "king" of America, George W. Bush, and his reign, and fundamentalist America in general. Notice they smite the heart of the bible belt, not the progressive regions.

We are being punished for the sins of the Christians. I think God's wrath will be abated if we sacrifice the king in the next election.

Go ahead, try to argue with my beliefs....