LOUISIANA's endangered natal clefts

Open letter to the free people of Louisiana:
[letters [at] timespicayune.com]


Reacting to the Derrick Shepherd Buttcrack Act, we may soon move the Senior Unlimited Nudes (SUN)
from San Francisco to New Orleans.

Why? To launch a new "Save Our Natal Clefts Louisiana Action" (SONCLA) campaign.

Not only will SONCLA defend low-slung pants, but also we'll demand full legalization of full mooning on full moon nights, and during the 29 days preceding Mardi Gras. After all, mooning (known as "whakapohane" in Maori) is an ancient cultural tradition (at least in Aotearoa).

Fellow friends of the endangered natal cleft may join SUN at our online branch, sfBarea (sfBarea [at] yahoogroups.com).

While my natal cleft may be as ugly as the one on a pelican, and while we won't discuss yours, do please remember that SOME clefts are trés belle. Think of (no, she's not British) Louisianan Britney Spears.

Indeed we should, perhaps during spring break and/or Mardi Gras, create a Derrick Shepherd Natal Cleft Cuteness Contest. Categories could include straight women, queer women, straight men, queer men, and open -- umm, well, on second thought, maybe that category should be called "general"?

Luniacally yours,

Tortuga Bi LIBERTY
for Senior Unlimited Nudes (SUN)
of San Francisco
http://pages.prodigy.net/seniornude
22 May 2004