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Open Letter to Warlord Don

by DLi (dlimay@@aol.com)
Like your hero General George Patton, you're a "blood-n-guts" militant with ideas centuries behind your time...
Dear Warlord Don,
First of all, pardon me for addressing you as America's Chief Warlord(altho in earlier times, U.S. administrations were much truer & therefore named your office honestly as the Dept. of War). In any case, I write you in this time of increasing difficulties--for you & your neo-con cabal of chickenhawks--to offer some progressive & beneficial advice.

In the first place, your illegal War of Aggression against the Iraqi people has earned you unmitigated--but well-deserved-- enmity from the majority of Global citizens. Furthermore, thanks to your idiotic acceptance of Zionist ideas from your deputy secretary Paul "woeful-wits," the U.S. "superpower" has now proven to be the mother of all paper tigers. Just imagine, a few hundred local Iraqi irregular fighters fought off your $500+ Billion Army(which even used massive amounts of American WMDs such as 1,000-lb bunker buster bombs & dirty Depleted Uranium ammo against civilians) to a standstill just in Fallujah. I bet your Oil-soaked neo-con terrorists are now in a state of utter "shock & awe" over the disastrous debacle in Iraq.

Moreover, despite your penchant for doublespeak("we cannot know the unknowns"), you have not given up on your steely determination to bring "democracy" to the Iraqis from the bomb bays of B-52s, hence leading to some critics to call you the Don that never met a carpet-bomber you didn't like.

But clearly, the latest embarassing photos of GIs gleefully abusing Iraqi prisoners are clearly putting you in a most "compromising position." After all, it was you who told the world that Geneva Convention rules don't apply to enemy prisoners captured by U.S forces. So you and your bushwhacked Boss actively promoted up a culture in the U.S. military to ignore international law. Hence, is it any surprise that your underlings would justify any action to extract information from Afghan & Iraqi prisoners?

Therefore, if you're serious about doing this nation a favor, please fire your entire neo-con crew from the Dept. of War. Better yet, fire yourself--for you, like your hero General George Patton sixty years ago, you're a man with ideas centuries behind your time--before Peace critics succeed in turning you over to the International Court of Justice to be tried as a War Criminal. By the way, don't let the Pentagon "blowback" door hit you on your 'Rumps on your way out.

Sincerely, from a mid-Pac Peacenik across the seas.
by angry
Dear Mr. Rumsfeld:

Fuck you. Die.
by Warlord Don
To Mr. "angry,"
I have no scruples, so I will gladly turn your name to my dear Latino pal Alberto G(that would be our nation's new "A Tortured General" to you civil libbers). I'm sure he will shortly order the brownshirts from DHS to seek you out, kidnap you if necessary, and "rendition" you to the dark bowels of our "Abyss of Evil"(aka the American Gulag at Guantanamo). Your family will not be notified, and you will not have any legal representation, nor will you be able to confront your accusers(in fact, you will NOT be able to know the precise charges against you since we will declare that a matter of "national secuirty.")
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