MARIA MARIA FOREMAN VS THE GUBERNATOR

George should challenge Arnold to a fight. I think George can take him. George knows that God is a terrorist. Foreman fears god and always uses Jesus as a corner man.

Bush canceled one of his newest ads after CNBC test drove it yesterday. HE KNOWS WHAT AMERICANS NEED TO DO or something like that. I didn't give him a free review so now he is not sure what to do with it.

Maria, widely known for her sweet plumb lips and eyes large enough to peer through my underwear compels me to watch CNBC every day. She also provides me with various legal inside information about General Electric. She must have hustled the Bush campaign for at least 10 million over the last few days.

The pain in spain was mainly on the train dear Maria, but you are much more beautiful than the hard hearted Maria Shriver who will probably snub us at the fight.

In fashion news George Foreman proved that he can not only beat Arnold in the ring, he is a much better dresser.

The pesticide fires in my industrial neighborhood near George's favorite places of worship have me in a creative and whimsical mood.

When will dear Maria do an interview on the Naked News. If Dennis Miller gives you any trouble today please allow me to straighten him out.

WARNING: GAMBLING ON THE LOCATION OF THE NEXT TERRORIST ATTACK IS PROBABLY ILLEGAL IN YOUR AREA. YOU MIGHT CHECK WITH THE NEVADA GAMING AUTHORITIES FOR MORE INFO.

I scored several bullseyes myself over the last few months. Albert Kada only uses poker chips and monopoly money to bet on terrorism.

Like the Masonic Temple, see my article about the Egyptian Prisoner exhchange offer.

Months ago was the Israeli attack on the Hammas donkey cart in Palestine. See my related articles.

And of course my reference to Ferdinand Francisco Franco probably led to the Spain train thing.

I don't cause these things to happen nor do I approve of them.

All I do is creative writing.

Mary Matalin started it, Dennis Miller poured fuel on it, I fanned the flames and the trains blew up.

I may attend church with George Foreman this Sunday.

The honorable Senator Clinton of New York weighed in heavy this week becoming the voice of reason surrounding the issue of modern national elections. I also think the sexy Senator could KO Maria Shriver in one round.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
designer of the Patriot softwareless electronic voting machine.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy