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EGYPTIAN PRISONER EXCHANGE OFFER
I would like to exchange one subscription to my popular unpublished newspaper for the release of at least one tortured journalist with the blessing of president Hosni Mubarak of course. Please make as many unscheduled flights to Washington as needed to help fight the war on Terrorism. A low level fly by near the pentagon before the final approach would be politically correct.
Perhaps you can find a use for this kind of trashy journalism in your country.
It is far less likely to cause terrorism than CNN or the New York Times.
I do not know if Wolf Blitzer has ever visited Egypt, but I think it is only fair to warn you during this dangerous time that this man has invaded my community antenna television system in an apparant effort to destroy the United States by inciting terrorism, suspicion, and hate.
I very much appreciate the diplomatic efforts that you have made to moderate the debate over the infamous "War on Terrorism".
The progressive fashion statement you made on your last historical visit to the former US is way ahead of its time. But hey, what does a 227 year old civilization know about culture? These people are barbarians. But I don't have to tell you.
I'm not sure how Bush treated you but he just laughs at my concerns and says "LOOK" which translated from Texan to English means that the listener does not understand what the superior mind of Bush contains. You know the rest of the speech.
WARNING: Do not distribute my propaganda rag amongst Egyptians who like the GOP. To appease that crowd please contact Geraldo Rivera. Perhaps the US military knows his whereabouts.
please visit soon, your friend Albert Kada.
And do not worry oh great steward of the ancient wonders. Bush will never take the pyramid off of our money.
To see the WHITE HOT HOSNI see the url below and click on the thumbnail photo.
by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
designer of the Patriot softwareless electronic voting machine.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy
It is far less likely to cause terrorism than CNN or the New York Times.
I do not know if Wolf Blitzer has ever visited Egypt, but I think it is only fair to warn you during this dangerous time that this man has invaded my community antenna television system in an apparant effort to destroy the United States by inciting terrorism, suspicion, and hate.
I very much appreciate the diplomatic efforts that you have made to moderate the debate over the infamous "War on Terrorism".
The progressive fashion statement you made on your last historical visit to the former US is way ahead of its time. But hey, what does a 227 year old civilization know about culture? These people are barbarians. But I don't have to tell you.
I'm not sure how Bush treated you but he just laughs at my concerns and says "LOOK" which translated from Texan to English means that the listener does not understand what the superior mind of Bush contains. You know the rest of the speech.
WARNING: Do not distribute my propaganda rag amongst Egyptians who like the GOP. To appease that crowd please contact Geraldo Rivera. Perhaps the US military knows his whereabouts.
please visit soon, your friend Albert Kada.
And do not worry oh great steward of the ancient wonders. Bush will never take the pyramid off of our money.
To see the WHITE HOT HOSNI see the url below and click on the thumbnail photo.
by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
designer of the Patriot softwareless electronic voting machine.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy
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http://www.io.com/~davecom/
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