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OPEN LETTER TO ALL PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES

by Albert Kada (davecom [at] io.com)
In the finest traditions of American Patriotism I would like to vote for a candidate with the courage to defend the United States Constitution and the People who have created and will continue to operate our government in a repectable manner. I hereby offer my volunteer services as a public executioner to any non-GOP successor of Bush.
The public execution of treasoners, traitors, and GOP operatives who serve as enemy combatants and terrorists to extort the United States is a fine old conservative tradition of many great revolutionary governments such as the United States of America.

These are the kind of conservative values and campaign promises that voters in the US really care about.

Give me liberty or give me death. Do not trade that for safety, security or economic gain.

That is why the president has a presidential pistol set with the presidential seal engraved on it and his own registered trademark bullets.

If the successor of Bush prefers to do the job himself, (it is his job) I would then like to offer my services as National Security Advisor to the president and as a Terrorism Expert.

If those positions are full, how about National Park Dictator.

DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
designer of the Patriot softwareless electronic voting machine.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy
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