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AL KADA TURNS TIDE AGAINST BUSH

by Albert Kada (davecom [at] io.com)
Pipeline interuptions, Blackouts, and malicious computer code devastated the BUSH CARTEL last week despite the overwhelming military and financial superiority of this beligerant group of private enterprises.
The Bush administration's ineptitude at managing energy was shown in a clear light last week as the world witnessed the largest BLACKOUT in history along with a major train derailment in Louisiana, and the expected sabotage of piplines in Iraq. This is by no means the complete long list of bad news.

Bush now must defend his expertise in these matters at the bilateral talks with the DPRK this week concerning nuclear powered electrical generators and electrical reliability.

Bush claims that power plants are WMD's that are best managed by private energy cartels. Bush is expected to lose the debate.

Pressure from the Bush cartel on the DPRK to improve their human rights record will completely lack credibility due to the recent murder of a Reuters journalist by US forces for attempting to publish information about POW camps in Iraq.

US forces claim that the journalist threatened them by using his right to bear shoulder arms. The journalist was not reported to be carrying shoulder arms other than a camera.

The Houston IMC Editorial Collective has recently expressed that they are unsupportive of the right to bear shoulder arms.

The BBC added cheap fuel to the fire by reminding the public of the insane prediction by an unreliable source that oil might now be selling for less than 20 dollars per barrel.

I must now add my suggestion to OPEC that a fair price for oil would be 50 dollars a barrel. That is still no reason to dig up Alaska yet.

It is still unknown whether the Bush cartel will have to pay a disgruntled weapons dealer who has a broken contract with the FBI to supply 51 shoulder weapons.

This factor does not add to Bush's credibility when it comes to controling weapons on the Korean Peninsula.

In business news, an interest rate hike by the Fed may be needed one quarter from now due to massive refinancing and re-evaluation of liquor and entertainment profits in the EU combined with expected deflation in the US due to artificial energy prices.

The recent forced entry by the US into OPEC means that I have a shot at being president of the cartel.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
Special Agent CIA-A-1
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy
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