Miranda Rights Card and arrest souvenirs

Officer DUPE???!! I've been duped, alright!

Why do they block out my name and other info about me?

I got the ticket in Washington DC and they want me to mail the payment to Atlanta, GA

The police will NOT read you your Miranda rights! They will not.

I received this card 2 1/2 hours after I was in jail. We were "ordered" to fill this card out, sign it, and return it. (they were stupid enough to not even notice that I never did any of this) None of us were allowed a phone call or to speak to an attorney. We asked, and were told that someone would attend to that, but that they had a lot of work getting us processed. They kept saying, "We'll get to that soon."
The card reads:

"You are under arrest. Before we ask you any questions, you must understand what your rights are.

You have the right to remain silent. You are not required to say anything to us at any time or to answer any questions. Anything you say can be used against you in court.

You have the right to talk to a lawyer for advice before we question you and to have him with you during questioning.

If you cannot afford a lawyer and want one, a lawyer will be provided for you.

If you want to answer questions without a lawyer present you will still have the right to stop answering at any time. You also have the right to stop answering at anytime until you talk to a lawyer."

Again, the officer who handed the card to us when we were in the cell was VERY bossy.
He TOLD us how to fill out the card..."After the first question, you'll write 'yes'. After the second question, you'll write 'yes'...

The card reads:

"WAIVER"

Have you read or had read to you the warning as to your rights?

Do you understand these rights?

Do you wish to answer any questions?

Are you willing to answer any questions without having an attorney present?

Signature of defendant:

Time: Date:

Signature of officer:

Signature of witness:

Only Visa and Mastercard Accepted.
Apparently your out of luck if you have American Express or Discover.

Furnishing you social security number on this notice is mandatory under the Debt Collection Improvement Act of 1996, 31 U.S.C. 7701 (c).
Your SSN may be used to facilitate collection of forteited collateral or any adjudicated fines and penalties, and may be disclosed to the US Department of Justice an dthe Internal Revenue Service for this purpose. Your SSN may also be disclosed to other federal, state, or local law enforcement agencies in connection with other possible violations of law."