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George W. Bush: An Intolerable Act
A royal message to the people of the United States
Attention all ye peoples of the United States. King George Bush II demands your immediate compliance. It has come to his attention there are rumblings of discontent, within not only his immediate empire, but within lands yet waiting to be acquired. I remind you it is HE who commands America's awesome military power, and whose soldiers obediently follow his every beck and call. It is HE, not the people, who will decide the American Empire's course of action.
The democratic experiment of government "for and by the people" is over. In 1775, King George III commanded a mighty monarchial empire. Then, led by an impassioned band of misguided American colonists, the people of America embarked on a long determined struggle towards equality for all. Now, over two-hundred years later, we find ourselves back at where we started. The authority of the ruling elite is once again steadfastly in charge. What an unnecessary and utterly useless waste of two centuries. It is time to give up your petty quibbling over peace, and yield to what surely has become obvious: the "people" sorely lack the conviction needed to maintain proper governing.
To all would be Patrick Henrys, Paul Reveres, and Samuel Adamses. To all hopeful Swamp Foxes, Green Mountain Boys, and Sons of Liberty. And especially, to all you "rowdies" who today embrace the raucous assembly known as the Black Bloc, GIVE IT UP! You are no match for the daunting might of George Bush's well-paid enforcers. Let's not misspend nary a single year more debating constitutional rights, morality of war or personal freedom. These are no longer your decisions for the making.
I beseech you to surrender. Lay your protest signs down and go home. Listen to the loyalist voices emanating from your major networks. Hand over the money demanded by your empire's rulers. Accept your proper role as humble subjects to the King, and for God's sake shut up and BEHAVE!
The democratic experiment of government "for and by the people" is over. In 1775, King George III commanded a mighty monarchial empire. Then, led by an impassioned band of misguided American colonists, the people of America embarked on a long determined struggle towards equality for all. Now, over two-hundred years later, we find ourselves back at where we started. The authority of the ruling elite is once again steadfastly in charge. What an unnecessary and utterly useless waste of two centuries. It is time to give up your petty quibbling over peace, and yield to what surely has become obvious: the "people" sorely lack the conviction needed to maintain proper governing.
To all would be Patrick Henrys, Paul Reveres, and Samuel Adamses. To all hopeful Swamp Foxes, Green Mountain Boys, and Sons of Liberty. And especially, to all you "rowdies" who today embrace the raucous assembly known as the Black Bloc, GIVE IT UP! You are no match for the daunting might of George Bush's well-paid enforcers. Let's not misspend nary a single year more debating constitutional rights, morality of war or personal freedom. These are no longer your decisions for the making.
I beseech you to surrender. Lay your protest signs down and go home. Listen to the loyalist voices emanating from your major networks. Hand over the money demanded by your empire's rulers. Accept your proper role as humble subjects to the King, and for God's sake shut up and BEHAVE!
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