Insider Leak. Amerikkka will attack Iraq on March, 2003!

At my job at Bank of America in Concord today I was talking to a fellow coworker about his family. His newphew apparently has graduated from Stanford from some bigwig business program which only the top elites get into. Anyway during the conversation my coworker was saying how apparently George W Bush attended one of these schools. His Rider is still close with him and my coworker got inside info that the Amerikkkan government WILL attack Iraq during spring of next year! Probably March. This is no joke. This is what I was told. And no. My coworker is not nuts. He's a reviewer of appraised houses. I believe him. This is critical! March, yell, scream, riot, take over a media tv station, throw molotov cocktails, burn down Feinsteins office. whatever works.