Palestinian Occupation of Israel

http://palestinechronicle.com/article.php?story=2002071919422660

1-Building Palestinian-only settlements in the Israeli-ruled territories, such that these
settlements would control 42% of the Jewish-territories, to ensure the security of Palestine


2-Diverting 80% of the natural water resources to these Palestinian-only settlements, to
ensure the security of Palestine

3-Building Palestinian-only crossroads and highways that effectively dissect the contiguity
of the Israeli self-ruled territories and assign race-specific color-coded plates, to ensure
the security of Palestine

4-Set up Palestinian military roadblocks every 2 Kms or so, so as to make life unbearable for
the Jews, to ensure the security of Palestine

5-Erect a unilateral barricade (aka security fence) around Jews, to ensure the security of
Palestine. Better yet, transfer Jews to neighboring European states (Palestine is such a
small country)

6-Limit citizenship and democracy participation (but not taxation) to ethnic Palestinians, to
ensure the security of Palestine

7-Palestinsins to teach their children that they are the chosen ones and that God gave
them all Jewish properties, to ensure the security of Palestine

8-Palestinains to tell their citizenry that Jews don't want peace, and that they seek the
destruction of Palestine, to ensure the security of Palestine

9-Blow up Israeli buildings and Israeli-officials headquarters, imprison Israeli leaders and
humiliate them, from Left to Right, to ensure the security of Palestine

10-Target-kill suspect Israeli-militants, Israeli-leaders, and whomever else they don't like,
to ensure the security of Palestine

11-Shoot and kill (or at least maim) thousands of at stone-throwing Israelis, children and
otherwise, to ensure the security of Palestine

12-Attest that Palestine will never give up the settlements, allow the return of
dispossessed Jewish refugees or accept the division of Jerusalem. But, Palestine wants
peace and, as such, it is willing to allow a somewhat quasi-semi-self-ruled-like Jewish
enclaves (henceforth, 'generous offers')

13-Tell the world how intransigent Israelis are to refuse their generous offers

Finally, demand Jews elect a more pragmatic and non-terrorist Israeli peace partner that
will accept the generous Palestinian offers, to ensure the security of Palestine.