I May Not Always Be There When You Call, But I'm Always On Time

Sorry I wasn't able to answer the phone, but as you know, our lines have been down. People say, "Bernie, how could a devoutly religous man like you, who still attends Sunday school in Clinton, Miss., committ such blatant fraud?"

Before I answer that question, I just want to add my voice to the growing chorus condemning the outlawing of the Pledge of Allegiance because it contains the words "under God." It's because of liberal decisions like this that religion has been stripped from our public life, resulting in a culture that is morally corrupt and permissive. Only when our political and business leaders rediscover God will integrity be restored.

Ooops! Here come the Feds. Gotta run.........