On-the-job ammo sales

To : Laura Bush <first.lady [at] whitehouse.gov>
CC : Lynne Cheney <mrs.cheney [at] whitehouse.gov>

On-the-job ammo sales: Business is up 100-plus percent!

When I went in to work this morning, there was one of those stock market advertisements sitting in the fax machine (The Pegasus Report: Tomorrow's Success Today). And what an offer they made me! I could buy stock in American Ammunition and then just sit back and watch my profits soar:

AMERICAN AMMUNITION EXPANDS INTO COLUMBIA

AAMI announces that Imdicol LTDA has secured the right to represent the AAMI line of products in Columbia. This agreement increases the AAMI presence in south America as well as Columbia.

AAMI is committed to increasing its production capacity by 50 to 100% over the next three years.... After reviewing the past, present and future of this gem, we feel that AAMI is well-positioned to be a leader in the ammunition industry in the near future.

- In 1999, sales for small arms and handgun ammunition exceeded $10 billion

- American Ammo posted a 100% increase in first quarter 2002 sales orders

- $17,000,000 in assets


My humble suggestion to this well-positioned leader in the ammunition industry? "Imagine a world where EVERY child is wanted, nurtured, protected and loved: World Peace in one generation!"

Sorry, AAMI, no more blowing up babies.

But...there's still hope for your stock dividends...you could convert your operations! It's a process referred to as "Beat your swords into plowshares" (in an old, currently-out-of-fashion-in-Washington book that also offers such out-moded advice as "Thou shalt not kill" and "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you".)

Sorry for being so cynical.

Best regards,J.S. from a Bay area city

AAMI HOMEPAGE: http://www.a-merc.com/

(would the disclaimer go like this: "no animals or women or children were harmed in the production of this ammo. That's for the enduser" !!!?)

AAMI paysback debt: http://southflorida.bizjournals.com/southflorida/stories/2002/05/06/daily32.html

Parties on the Record :
http://biz.yahoo.com/t/in/a/aami.ob.html

A Safety Allert to those dumb enough to use this ammo is here:
http://www.frontsight.com/safety.htm
(GOD- you don't think our Gov't is planning to send this crap South and make sure the children armies get a good supply of it!!!, Holly Batman- how dastardly)

For all your ordinance needs, may I suggest:
http://www.americanordnance.com/

AAMI company profile- the finances anyway:
http://www.dimgroup.com/cgi-bin/simple2.cgi?symbol=AAMI