Drunken Ozzy Bites Head Off Genetically Engineered Salmon at White House Dinner

The White House’s 88th annual Correspondents Association dinner ended unexpectedly this past weekend when widely publicized guest Ozzy Osbourne engaged in a wild geeking competition with Commander in Chief, George www. Bush. The dinner has come to serve as a traditional means for the White House to wine and dine those in the media who’ve been particularly instrumental in making the government look good, or at least better, in the public’s eye. However.... For the rest of this article, feel free to visit http://www.saviorass.com/archives/bush_ozzy/bush_ozzy.html or just click on the link included.