Send George Bush a Pretzel -song

"Send George Bush a Pretzel"

Copyright 2002 by Darryl Cherney, Antonia Lamb and Kay Rudin

George was in the White House
Watching his TV
Chewing on a pretzel
And drinking his ice tea

When suddenly he choked and
Passed out upon the ground
There was a bruise upon his cheek
And scratches all around

Chorus:
So send George Bush a pretzel
Send one every day
Send it with best wishes
And send him on his way

Then the secret service came
They took the pretzel in
They kept the pretzel up all night
Interrogated him

The pretzel said I'm innocent
My story you must hear
It wasn't an ice tea he drank
It was an ice-cold beer

Repeat Chorus

The pretzel got a lawyer
>From the ACLU
The media just ate it up
The rumors wildly flew (it's true)

The president responded
In a twisty wisty way
The pretzel is a terrorist
Send him to Guantanamo Bay

Repeat Chorus

Some say that the pretzel
Was sent here from Iraq
Some say North Korea
They know it for a fact

But the pretzel and the president
Are brothers yes they are
No matter what their differences
They both start with PR

Repeat Chorus

Now George said send one dollar
So Afganie kids can eat
But the only thing he sent them
Was a cluster bombing treat

But if you want to feed them
In their starving neighborhood
Send George Bush a pretzel
And do those kids some good

Repeat Chorus

Copyright 2002 by Darryl Cherney, Antonia Lamb, Kay Rudin. PO Box 34,
Garberville, CA 95542. 707/923-4949. ensopro [at] asis.com

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Judi Bari and Darryl Cherney filed a federal civil rights suit against the FBI and Oakland Police for attempting to frame them in 1990 for "bombing themselves"; the case finally goes to trial on April 8, 2002 in Federal District Court in Oakland, California.

Please come and tell others to help pack the courtroom April 8 - May 24. Federal Courthouse is at 12th & Clay in Oakland.

http://www.judibari.org


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Also: listen to the song "Bush It!" at
http://www.indybay.org/uploads/bushit2200-56k.ram