This Is Your President on Drugs (cartoon)

W's analogy, "Axis of Evil" fits George to a "T",
as in,
"Texas of Evil"

I think you should think twice before slandering our president like that. Next you will be saying that GWB was caught in a video showing he and his brother Jeb buying a kilo of coke from a CIA drug dealer named Seals. That would be blasphemous! I guess now you will say that the Bush family oil platforms are used as offshore warehouse depots for drug trafficking. That would be a sick lie! Now you will try and say that GWB has an IQ of 75 and is being played like a puppet whose strings are hanging from Wall Streets fingers. That is going too far!

GWB is a Christian, bathed in a thousand points of light. He is a hero. A war hero. A gifted Texass leader who is going to take us all into the New Werld Order. And you ungrateful, left wingnuts had better get with the program, or you might just find yourself working for the prison industrial complex.

It's not important if his wife killed a few people while drunk driving. Keep your eye on the ball. The terrorism ball. Don't worry that he and Ken Lay were best buddies, and have always done everything they could to assist each other in business. That doesn't make him a crook. Nor does it mean that he should face impeachment or prison. Heck, everyone gets caught with his hand in the till once in awhile.

And I don't think it is wise to think about how the Bush family has profited from the blood they have squeezed out of the American taxpayers for the last 75 years through political office. Through theft. Through the financing the Nazis, and then both sides once the war was under way. Billions and Billions worth of theft from the American taxpayers, all going into Bush family bank accounts. But lets not think about that right now. It's hero time. GWB is a war hero who is saving us from the millions and millions of terrorist who are hiding all over the world just waiting to cut our bodies into pieces and rape our women. You must listen to the FBI and the CIA, because they want what is best for the little guy. That's right, you Mr. and Mrs. American. The FBI, CIA and the Bush family all love you for who you are, and want what is best for you.

So don't waste good shopping time thinking about what is going on around you. Hey, Baby, shop till ya drop. Do it for America. Do it for your children. Consume. Consume. Get out there and consume. Don't let shit art like this picture sway you from the true path and destiny of America the Beautiful. Go buy yourself a new Ford explorer and help us get that pipeline built in Afghanistan. I love you. All of you. And it would break my heart to see you diss GWB. I love him. I love him so much. And he doesn't even know. Oh God, here come the water works. Gotta go. Can't type while I am crying. I love him soooo much.