U.S. Military Coup Update

We've been dispatched to guard bridges in California, like the Golden Gate Bridge, because of the possibility of a terrorist attack. It doesn't matter how credible the threat is, it's the fear created by the statements of politicians, like our governor here in California, that is enabling us to take over. Don't you feel safer now that I'm guarding the Golden Gate bridge from attack? My godlike powers will help save this bridge from attack. Just watch when it happens.

Now would please show me your papers? I can't let you cross this bridge if don't. In fact, I will have to place you under arrest if you do not comply with my orders or if your papers are not in order. Sorry about the inconveniance but this will make it safe for you to shop and attend sporting events from now on.