CEO of Enron Pied at Commonwealth Club

The Enron Corperation, a Texas-based energy conglomerate, is one of the largest beneficiaries of California's energy crisis. They reported an income of $777 million in
the fourth quarter of 2000, while citizens were simultaneously facing substantial rate hikes
and rolling blackouts. "Mr. Skilling, who personally made $132 million this year, creamed
us - so I, Agent Chocolate Supreme, felt obligated to cream him." The accomplished
entarture added, "energy companies, such as Enron, are the ones who lobbied for deregulation. they bought off our politicians to make laws in their favor, and are now
getting rich off us, everyday working people, as our rades are going up up up."


As proclaimed before by the Biotic Baking Brigade, "The BBB is a movement rather
then a group. We have no members, though there is an underground network of militant bakers who provide us with nothing but the best vegan and organic pies. The BBB is
not elitist or sectarian. In Fact, says Agent Lemon Meringue of the famous Cherry Pie
Three, "Anyone with a pie and a vision of a better world can be a member of the BBB."
The focus of the current pastry uprising, says Agent A La Mode, is to hold corperate
crooks, and their lackeys in government, accountable. "Our track record shows that
unlike them, we don't just promise 'pie in the sky' - we deliver."



"Never doubt that a small and dedicated group of people with pies can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."
--Subcommandante Tofutti of the GC/BBB--EC, after Margaret Mead