Champ the Lake Champlain Monster Looks for a Celebrity to Promote Environmental Issues

The guys who won the 2014 election
will destroy the Environment of the State of Vermont.
Champ the Lake Champlain Monster lost in 2014.
He is so sad he has tears in his eyes.

(1) We need to outlaw motorboats in Lake Champlain
because they drip drops of oil and gas which contain
Lead, while simultaneously, 1/3 of the population of
people of Vermont are drawing their drinking water
from Lake Champlain. It is NOT healthy to allow
motor boats in the peoples' drinking water.
Unfortunately, the current incumbent politicians
are brain dead and don't understand this - or
they don't care - or they are so rich and wealthy
that they drink bottled spring water and drive their
motor boats on weekends and they are so evil
that they willingly and intentionally pollute the
peoples' drinking water. They have the devil
in their hearts and need an Exorcism.

Hint, hint! How about Leonardo DiCaprio doing
a movie where he gives exorcisms to unwilling
big time politicians?

(2) We need to outlaw dumping Monsanto chemicals
and other killing chemicals into Lake Champlain,
the 6th largest lake in the United States, because
they are not an environmentally safe way to kill
unwanted aquatic species. Unwanted aquatic species
can be fished out and removed with nets. Poisoning
them is fast, but they just get more used to the poison
and come back. Removing them by fishing them out
and taking them by nets creates jobs.
These chemicals kill invasive aquatic species, but they
also pollute the drinking water, and one-third of the
people of the State of Vermont draw their drinking water
from Lake Champlain. It is incredibly stupid for the
State of Vermont Fish & Wildlife Department to
seriously and willfully and intentionally pollute
the holy hell out of the peoples' drinking water.

Leonardo DiCaprio should do a movie to shame
these bastards!

(3) Lake Champlain is the 6th largest lake in the
United States and it is bordered by Canada, New York
and Vermont. There are dozens and dozens of
sewage treatment plants dumping treated sewage
into Lake Champlain, while simultaneously
one-third (1/3) of the people of Vermont are drawing
their drinking water from Lake Champlain.
The treated sewage should be re-routed elsewhere,
perhaps to industrial uses, or south to the
Atlantic Ocean. If the treated sewage water is so
good to drink, why don't they sell it to the tourists?
Because they'd get the holy hell sued out of them
if they did. So, why don't the people of Vermont
sue the holy hell out of the State for dumping
treated sewage into their drinking water?
Because most of them are too poor to afford a
lawyer, and the ones that aren't too poor, just
buy bottled spring water to drink.
This situation sucks if you are low income.

Leonardo DiCaprio should do a movie about
a boy and Champ the Lake Champlain Monster,
who will get sick and die if this situation gets
any worse. Big tears.

(4) We need to put a stop to a plan to build a natural
gas pipeline under Lake Champlain. Natural gas is
NOT natural, it is fracked. Fracking means to fracture
the Earth with federally regulated toxic hazardous
chemicals the gas companies call "trade secrets".
This pollutes the ground water.
There is another equally brain dead plan to build a
hydro power transmission line 100 miles along the
bottom of Lake Champlain. This is even stupider than
the idea of building a gas pipeline. These are both
brain dead ideas. If you build anything at all under
Lake Champlain you will stir up the mud and destroy
some of the 400 ancient sunken ships which are part
of our national heritage. Its fine for underwater divers
to carefully look at the 400 ancient sunken ships, all part
of the great battles before the U.S.A. became the U.S.A.,
but it is not fine to dig them up, disrupt them, crush them
to pieces, and make a muddy mess of the peoples'
drinking water. Drinking water should be sacred.
80% of your body is made of water.

Leonardo DiCaprio should make a fabulous movie
about the history of the United States of America
centering around the battles on Lake Champlain,
the 6th largest lake in the U.S.A., and Champ the
Lake Champlain Monster. Champ the Lake
Champlain Monster was an egg over in Scotland.
Pirate Captain Raven Tyree (should be played
by Keanu Reeves) was packing up his Pirate Ship
hundreds of years ago, and he packed his food in
straw and ice, and in the ice was big green egg of
a Loch Ness Monster. He sailed his ship across the
Atlantic and past Prince Edward Island, west in the
St. Laurence (St. Lawrence) River and down into
Lake Champlain, where his Pirate ship was blasted
with a cannon ball from the French or the British,
and it sunk. The cannon ball made a hole in the
side of the ship and the big green egg rolled out
the next summer when the ice melted. Champ
the Lake Champlain Monster was born. He has
been very lonely, he doesn't know he's really
a Loch Ness Monster, and there are no other
Monsters like him in Lake Champlain.

Champ the Lake Champlain Monster will die soon from
water pollution in Lake Champlain, the 6th largest lake
in the United States of America
if Leonardo DiCaprio doesn't save him.

Leonardo DiCaprio and Kenau Reeves have a lot of
Water Signs in their Astrological Charts, so they are
the best Celebrities to help Champ the Lake Champlain
Monster.

Champ the Lake Champlain Monster needs a Celebrity
to start a Super PAC to promote environmental issues
in the State of Vermont.
A Super PAC is a type of political action committee
that can promote issues.
You can learn about Super PACs at places like
opensecrets . org and fec . gov
This is something attorneys and lawyers probably did not
learn in law school.