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Campaign Guillotine Committee Redecorates Signs
Campaign signs were redecorated throughout Modesto and placed up in various high traffic areas in "District 4." Those running in this district include someone who works at a prison and is backed by the police, a real estate mogul, and Robert Stanford, who is responsible for getting the Modesto Needle Exchange shut down. The cop, the capitalist, and the snitch. With candidates like these, who needs enemies? Elections will never serve the working class, they only put more barriers before us. We need community control and power from the ground up, not saviors from the top down. We are not interested in politics - only its destruction.
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This shit is hilarious! Keep it up!
-Robbys confused-
At Scenic and Coffee today, the terrible twos (Anarchistic brats that hand out syringes under the guise of rebellion) had neatly arranged some modified campaign signs.
The first one caught my attention by reading my mind, “Stab Joe Muratore in the face!”
Serpa had been accused of “Protecting the rich!”
And I had been accused of “hating freedom!” See? Misunderstood.
They even changed my slogan from –
“Let’s Take Back Our City!”
To
“Let’s Eat Shit & Die!”
I saved mine. I thought it was cute.
The others I collected and threw away in a nearby dumpster.
Though I could still slap myself for not just leaving them be, I can still triumphantly proclaim that I, not so much unlike Rod Olsen (the puppet master of the Shopping Cart Princess – Kristen Olsen), threw away my opponents signs today!
But enough about useless ordinances and too little too late campaign promises from someone that takes their cues from what was either the youngest of the family or an only spoiled child, let’s talk about me, Robert Stanford some more."
-Robert "suck my dick" Stanford
At Scenic and Coffee today, the terrible twos (Anarchistic brats that hand out syringes under the guise of rebellion) had neatly arranged some modified campaign signs.
The first one caught my attention by reading my mind, “Stab Joe Muratore in the face!”
Serpa had been accused of “Protecting the rich!”
And I had been accused of “hating freedom!” See? Misunderstood.
They even changed my slogan from –
“Let’s Take Back Our City!”
To
“Let’s Eat Shit & Die!”
I saved mine. I thought it was cute.
The others I collected and threw away in a nearby dumpster.
Though I could still slap myself for not just leaving them be, I can still triumphantly proclaim that I, not so much unlike Rod Olsen (the puppet master of the Shopping Cart Princess – Kristen Olsen), threw away my opponents signs today!
But enough about useless ordinances and too little too late campaign promises from someone that takes their cues from what was either the youngest of the family or an only spoiled child, let’s talk about me, Robert Stanford some more."
-Robert "suck my dick" Stanford
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