MILLIONAIRES FOR GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA CLUB

We understand how hard it is to meet the monthly rent, or to even get, let alone pay for health insurance. We understand when you can’t pay the bills and interest on your credit cards is mounting. We’re the millionaires…and we want to be your governor. Because we understand. You understand? We feel your pain.

Yes, we are the Millionaires for Governor of California Club. We run. Why? Because we can. We’ve got the money….you don’t. You Understand. And what greater trophy for an ex-actor or businessman millionaire than the governorship of California?

From Vallejo to San Diego, we got the dough..to make things go. And you don’t. Ha, Ha.
Once we take over all of the top offices throughout the land, we can consolidate our power…to benefit…guess who? The millionaires. Why? Because we can. You understand.

Don’t get in our way cause we got PR firms, private investigators, staff aides, lawyers, etc. Everything that money can buy. You understand.

And don’t worry about thinking we might be progressive and against things like the death penalty. We’re not. In the Millionaires For Governor Club of California we’re all for the death penalty. Anyway, its for the poor and minority. Not for us. We can pay to get our way.

Yes, like much of America’s political leadership…we are a bunch of millionaires. We know how to run a business…ya know.. You don’t. Eventually, we will get it to where almost all public offices are held by, yes, you guessed it….the millionaires. Some say we will be out of touch…much like it already is….but we don’t think so…cause we know it all…ya know.

Anyway, we welcome you to elect more out of touch with reality millionaires to your top public offices. We admit…we don’t know anything about what it’s like to struggle to pay the rent, feed and house our kids. Let alone pay for their education. You know, we the millionaires….we can send our kids to college….but you folks….send your kids to the army or marines….they’ve got good educational benefits…if your kid survives Iraq or anywhere our fellow millionaire Bush decides to send them.

Yes, we are the millionaires…and if you keep electing us…you can expect a government that is more and more out of touch with the average person. That’s why we are always outsourcing your jobs and doing other nasty things to make it more difficult for you.. Because we really don’t understand…because we’re millionaires. Keep electing us and you will keep getting more of what you are getting now...an out of touch government run by a bunch of egotistical millionaires.