Rhinestone Hero

by Anonymous (SaveFreedom [at] yahoogroups.com)

Tue, Oct 19, 2004 5:44PM

(a song for this November election)

[chorus:]
What shall we do with a RHINE-stone hero?
What shall we do with a RHINE-stone hero?
What shall we do with a RHINE-stone hero?
Early in November?

[first verse:]
Ship him back to HAL-liburton!
Ship him back to HAL-liburton!
Ship him back to HAL-liburton!
Early in November!

[second verse:]
Make him do his OWN war-making!
Make him do his OWN war-making!
Make him do his OWN war-making!
Early in November!

[third verse:]
Make him stop his CON-stant lying!
Make him stop his CON-stant lying!
Make him stop his CON-stant lying!
Early in November!

[fourth verse:]
Make him eat his HATE amendment!
Make him eat his HATE amendment!
Make him eat his HATE amendment!
Early in November!

-- Words by Anonymous,
October 2004.
In the public domain.
Reprint and revise freely.
Traditional tune:
"What shall we do with the drunken sailor?"
PLEASE FORWARD to all U.S. voters.
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§riddle

by Nam and Iraq

Sat, Nov 6, 2004 8:03PM

Q: What's the difference between Nam and Iraq?

A: Bush knew how to get out of Nam.

-- heard (more or less) on Prairie Home Companion,
6 November 2004.
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§Seen one, seen 'em all.

by Jane Goodall

Sat, Nov 6, 2004 11:09PM