I stuck my finger in Diane Feinstein's eye

I was at the ultra free pride reception. Drunk-esque, drinking for free, eating for free, whatever. City hall all being cool and shady, nice escape from the masses.
I wandered upstairs in search of free drugs or sex with gavin fuck the poor newsome. Upstairs in a corner, I found Diane looking so crocodile-like, so surreal in her satanic coldness. I walked right up to her and stuck my finger in her eye. Which was hollow, like her soul. Her bronzed bust, ewwh, didn't even flinch. She truly is an amazing politician, she stepped right over the prone bodies of harvey milk and george moscone, to ascend to being the greatest san francisco mayor till willie brown. She is world recognized for her vision and commitment to the democratic values of wealth and white people. Hopefully, my finger in her eye will somehow shake up her otherwise waxen demeanor.
Ah... willie brown lives in that alcove as well, a bronze bust with no arms, and a smug little smile on his sweet face.
have fun in city hall, go visit these fine politicians in their bronzy grandness. Stick something in their eye, it might be the most satisfying experience to be had at city hall.
tkat